Posts tagged Lemons


Sword of Omens….Show me the path to more camber!


Seriously, our LeMons racer needs camber in a bad way (think Lindsay Lohan in search of cocaine and vodka). The problem is the car as Toyota designed it was never designed to have approximately 1200 lbs cut off of it in a crash diet (insert another Lindsay Lohan joke here). Oh sure there are dozens of after-market parts that can make all our handling dreams come true, they will lower our car, stiffen our ride and make us go all night long (see a doctor if suspension stiffness persists for 4 hours or more) but this is LeMons and those parts all cost way more than we are allowed to spend so we have to get our camber for endurance the way our forefathers used to (you know….think about baseball when things get too intense to avoid early-apexing….) by modifying the OEM parts to do what we need them to.


For your Lemons Consideration (This is for you LeMons Judges)


Dear LeMons Judges,

Since you’re here you are wondering why we should be allowed to join you at this years misguided Arse-freeze-a-palooza…Well lets looks back on some of the lovely times we had at Thunderhill last year







Looking at this, at the time I was pretty certain that chicken was a hallucination caused by the absinthe but maybe I’m wrong I mean you cant photograph hallucinations can you….right? (more…)

Hello American Investors!!


Ok we finally got on this intar-web thing and decided to put up a site for us to shout about our hair brained ideas and half-cocked plans (good plans should be fully cocked i guess…..its just not how we roll).

Anyway as I am writing this we are on the road up to the 24 Hours of Lemons Thunderhill Arse-sweat-a-palooza for our 3rd race. Yep these are the kind of bad ideas I’m talking about. Right now there isn’t much here but soon that probably wont change, so go ahead and root around in the image gallery for now then go find something better to do than read our blog, like go build a new doghouse or perhaps just go look at captioned pictures of kittens. It will still be more productive than whats going on here.

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